SmS Jokes 2012

Monday, June 11, 2012

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A Begger Won the Lottery & He Built a Temple. 

Another Begger asked y? 

Then he replied, 

"I will Beg ALONE in Front of my OWN TEMPLE" 

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1 think 

2 say 

3 words 

4 u 

I LOVE YOU...

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If eyes speak: Love. 

If tears speak: Affection.

If money speaks: Greed. 

If everyone speaks: World. 

If only you speak: Mental 

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No calls from you. 

No SMS from you. 

No emails from you. 

I am really afraid whether, 

The Dog Catchers found you again!

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Please select one of the following days:

Saturday

Sunday

Monday

Tuesday

Wednesday

Thursday

Friday.

And kindly take a bath at least on that one day because I can't tolerate bad smell.

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